Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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