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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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