- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Your mother just died.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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