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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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