Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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