- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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