- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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