why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Obama

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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