- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

America

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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