What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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