Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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