- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Oh s***

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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