What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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