- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Poop.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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