- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats green and slimy? green slim

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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