- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Skinny people fart less.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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