my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

AND

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

I'm gay.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...