- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

JUST KIDDING^

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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