- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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