Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's one plus one? two.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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