- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

black people

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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