Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why so serious ?

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Nah Nero, nothing wrong here, I mean I am down to earth, you made me realize that, and sincerely you are my best friend, I mean I hang out with geeks all day, and yeah I might be a bit nerdy or even geeky myself, but not like this, I want to be more like you, spend time with you, not playing dungeon and dragons telling myself I am some warrior princess... I thought playing that crap was gonna get funnier but thats not true the least. What I am trying to say is that I look up to you, what you achieved, and still do, while if you look at me, I am literally several grades below you, so yeah, you are looking down at me. And yeah, I might be falling in love with you to be honest, but I know you have a wife and I am the jealous insecure kind, so I would not want to share you with anyone in fear of losing you if you where my husband, but I dont love you for what I want you to be, I love you for who you are. And yeah I know it must be awkward hearing me type my heart out here, but if you want to know me for who I truly am, as sincere as you are, you deserve it. And no, you are not blunt, you are what people would call "honest to a fault", and I adore that side of you, I mean if I want to hear what people think they want me to hear, I ask anyone else, but you, you are different, you are honest to death, and that makes me feel safe and trust you when you say things, I mean you are a free spirit, if you thought I was ugly you would have told me, and that would have been okay, if it where you actually. So I am sorry if I sound weird or desperate or something, its just whats inside of me right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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