- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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