How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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whats black and large -me

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Anti Joke

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