A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Then none of us want to be right.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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