Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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