- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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