- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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