- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Okay.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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