Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Your girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Where's my baby??

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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