- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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