What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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