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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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