whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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