what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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penisvaginaorgasm

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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