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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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