- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

women's rights

What is older than history?

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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