- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your guys names?

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

mikey is cute

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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