Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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