Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Okay.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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