Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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One time i was sitting down

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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