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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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