What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

black people

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Women's rights.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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