Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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read me write me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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