- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A Serbian Film

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Sarah Palin's political campaign

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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