What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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dead dibbs

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