- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

I had a submarine.... once

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Women's rights

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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