What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

a man makes a bad joke

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

it was all Tagart

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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