Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Women's rights

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats 7+4? 74

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

I love alchohol!

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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