- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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