Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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