2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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i just wrote this so hard

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Girls Lacrosse.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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