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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.