- Anti Joke

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"