- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Shltskc gw? G

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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