12 in general

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Wolfjob.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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