what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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