- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

You idiot.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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