Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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