- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

How old is victor? Half past dead

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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