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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

dyslexics of the world untie!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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