- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Colts this year.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Detroit has a low crime rate

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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