- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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