- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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