If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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oh hey.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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