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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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