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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Blacks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Your mother is average.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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