- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

why did matt die? He had cancer

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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