Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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