- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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