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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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