- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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