Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Immigration Laws

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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