- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

SHUT UP JP

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

123 f*ck off

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

poop.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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