- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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