How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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sky's sty

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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