- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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