why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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penisvaginaorgasm

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Vaginal secretions

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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i just wrote this so hard

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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