- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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