I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Fine, ladies first.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

You're a big fat monkey.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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