- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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