- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what's worse then a blowjob?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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