- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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