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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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