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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A bar walks into a man

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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