- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Vagina Boob

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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