why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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