- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A jew enters a mall.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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