- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Once, I went to Peru.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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