- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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