- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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