What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Guess what What

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Dwight Howard

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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