vitamin c

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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123 f*ck off

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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whats green and lives in the water

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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