- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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