- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why? Why not?

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

why did katy fall off her bike?

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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