Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's your guys names?

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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