- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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