Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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RUN

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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