- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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