- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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