What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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