- Anti Joke

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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