What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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