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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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