- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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