Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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