There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Anti Joke

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