What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

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