Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Knock knock Go away

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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