What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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