You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

The Colts this year.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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