Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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