- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

An Asian with a big dick.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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