A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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the economy.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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poop.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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